who reads this is gay

hey, you.

nothing important. stay a while. shake your phone if you're brave.

a very official button

(nothing here yet. that's also fine.)

the fortune machine

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accuracy: questionable. tone: confident.

weird animal facts

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Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don't drift apart.

questionable harry potter facts

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mostly true. sometimes more than required.

The Hogwarts Express's number is 5972. It's a real engine called the Olton Hall.

hogwarts trivia

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What is the name of Hermione's cat?

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cozy garden

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coins๐Ÿช™ 80
level 1
weatherโ˜€๏ธ sunny0s โ†’ โ˜€๏ธ
items๐Ÿงช 3
selected: ๐Ÿฅ• carrot ยท 8s ยท +14๐Ÿช™ ยท loves sunny

tap empty plot to plant ยท tap growing plot to water ยท tap ๐Ÿงช to fertilize ยท tap ripe plot to harvest. plants love certain weather (1.5ร— coins). low water slows growth, empty water โ†’ withered.

paula's coffee shop

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beansโ˜• 50
level 1
reputation
baristasโ€”
queue (0)
โ€ฆthe door chime is quiet
machine 1

customers arrive on their own (and while you're away). pick a drink for a machine, wait for it, tap to serve. baristas auto-serve while you're gone. reputation grows with good service.

guess the color

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played0 / 123
average0
best0
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what color is the white part?
Mario's hat
#408080

123 things to recall. spin the wheel, grab the hex ๐ŸŽฏ

bubble wrap

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popped 0 / 80

tap or drag across them. infinite refills, zero guilt.

murdsearch

find the killer, method, and location. tap the first letter, then tap the last letter. on desktop you can also drag.

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case 1 / 28 ยท ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ

the garden room

a rich man was found in his garden room. the butler says he saw nothing. the flowers know more.

killer
TEACHER
method
DAGGER
location
GARDEN

sudoku

pick a variant, fill the grid, no number repeats in a row, column, or box.

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look at this instead

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tiny pointless missions

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a small assignment. no grade.

tiny distractions

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chain stars fast for a combo bonus.45s ยท 0 ยท ร—1

mini arcade

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tiny games. all playable right here.

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buttons that probably shouldn't exist

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harmless. probably.